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2009

June 132
May 84
April 110
March 107
February 122
January 187

2008

December 146
November 136
October 127
September 169
August 103
July
June 4
May 5
April 24
March 14
January
blakeley: Some dude: Get a room! Peter Feld: No no. It’s...
Feb 1st
because I'm probably too lazy to find YOU on...
Jan 30th
Listen Listen
hud: Screaming Females - Boyfriend (via) could have gone with the more palatable, Cure-like Baby...
Jan 30th
You Are What You Eat (a rad - and fishy - photo series)
Jan 30th
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Beans. blakeley: rickyv: One of those “I hope people besides us will be into this” videos.
Jan 30th
urlesque: caro:theduty: MEME KILLERS. Am I a horrible...
Jan 30th

Man, it really is Friday.

In a pitch to my boss, I actually wrote: “not unlike hansel, google street view images are SO...
Jan 30th
1000lolz: Is there some strange...
Jan 30th

Tomorrow's Awesome:

 @ MONSTER ISLAND BASEMENT || FUTURE ISLANDS |||| the So So Glos |||||| Screaming Females ||||||||...
Jan 30th
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soupsoup: 1981, The Birth Of Internet News actually found this vid a few months back — check...
Jan 30th
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“Exactly like Forrest Gump, except no AIDS”
Jan 29th

New to this whole Twitter business:

Jessamason  :  follow/invite me or whatever it is…. yet another thing to keep track of!
Jan 29th
“I always had one foot out the door, and that prevented me...”
— High Fidelity
Jan 28th
Send us all your FUCKYEAH! Tumblelogs
Jan 28th
GPOYW - the slushy wet hair in the office edition
Jan 28th
Listen Listen
“It’s So Easy,” Jay Reatard oh hai, Wednesday.
Jan 28th
NOT EVERYONE WATCHES BOXXY….
Jan 27th
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Sarah from Pop17 interviewed me at ROFLTHING….check it!
Jan 27th
My Video on Wired! ("What Web Stars...
Jan 26th
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Video I made at ROFLTHING for Urlesque - “Web-fessional” - check it!
Jan 26th
A comment left on our site in response to this post that...
Jan 26th
My aunt just emailed me this pic of she and my uncle plus...
Jan 26th
blakeley: “Best $2k I Ever Spent!” ROFLCon Party: When Tech...
Jan 26th
gettin’ Tron guy all up in my vid for...
Jan 26th
makin’ vids of founders at ROFLthing — check out...
Jan 26th
Big pimpin’ mostly.
Jan 26th
thomaswheatley: brookehatfield: mack’s shirt was a big hit...
Jan 26th
blakeley: Who’s boobs are these?  tick tock tick...
Jan 26th
blakeley: Damn I look like a giant. Thanks for the photo...
Jan 26th
soupsoup: Sugarlumps. MY. FAVE.
Jan 26th
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hud: awesome, jess. i love the skull in the fridge! IFC should have you do more of these… ...
Jan 25th
thisrecording: godard
Jan 25th
peterfeld: tanya77: Sid and Nancy ‘cause it’s Saturday. I...
Jan 25th
urlesque: Urlesque is @ ROFLThing NY today, check out our...
Jan 25th
urlesque: ROFLThing had begun!
Jan 25th
ameliamagritte: cvxn: ...
Jan 25th
Jan 24th

My upstairs neighbor is listening to old...

….weird for me to sing along in my apt even though I can only hear base and a slight melody?
Jan 24th
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Perhaps the fact that I was so amused by this says something about my recent lack of brain cells...
Jan 24th
thomaswheatley: Smile Friday, retro style. Thomas! I just...
Jan 23rd

After the party there's the after...

urlesque: muxtape: Muxtape is proud to sponsor the ROFLCon Afterparty for the Internets tomorrow...
Jan 23rd
“Oh hey Jess — yo Monday?? Let’s make it awkward.”
— The Whitest Kids You Know  ...
Jan 23rd
Viral Marketing FAIL : Australians are Pissed...
Jan 22nd
hud: inauguration show at market hotel (via impose) “just...
Jan 22nd

Tonight I actually had to use MySpace...

…to correspond with bands I’m booking, venues and comedians I’m working with,...
Jan 22nd
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A video I did a few months ago per IFC’s request (it’s a very very very rough cut!) ...
Jan 22nd

Dear Tumblr....

underwhelmer: bigcrush: Question: for an unlimited text plan with very few minutes — what would...
Jan 22nd

Dear Tumblr....

Question: for an unlimited text plan with very few minutes — what would a new iphone plan...
Jan 22nd
soupsoup: arrestedstills: You taste these tears.  Taste my...
Jan 22nd
after a frustrating end of my day…….ready to get...
Jan 22nd

Impromptu Tumblr Poll:

I have the opportunity to go skiing in colorado next month all expenses paid, but may not be able to...
Jan 22nd
modthrash: ertelofthenight: Only sort of accurate.via yes...
Jan 22nd
blakeley: No comment.  I wonder who orchestrated this pose...
Jan 21st
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ever feel like you’re not actually at any of these events even though you are —...
Jan 21st
Recession Romance: 12 Ways to Save Money Together We may...
Jan 21st
Obama's Internet in 10 Websites
Jan 21st
soupsoup: (via imkevin)
Jan 21st
GPOYDSTINAPBTWTRTGOTNYTFPW: Gratuitous Picture of Yourself...
Jan 21st
Wearing my fave shoes!
Jan 21st
Ready to go to the NYTimes Inauguration Party….waiting...
Jan 21st
thisrecording: ian curtis
Jan 21st

For tonight's inauguration party, I am...

1. a super low-slung boobie-dress, knee-length, black with black/white polka-dot stiletto peep-toe...
Jan 20th
blakeley: GPOYW Me with a tangerine from Mike. It’s...
Jan 20th
justin: Approval ratings of presidents throughout their...
Jan 20th
(via blurredvision) I have actually done this on name tags...
Jan 20th

How come no one has been live-Tumblring...

Jan 20th
Politics 2.0: New President, New Web Site Thanks for the...
Jan 20th
soupsoup: realreason: Timed with today’s Inauguration,...
Jan 20th
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gbattle: “Black man doing his thing baby.” - Leon Black (played by JB Smoove) on “Curb Your...
Jan 20th
OBAMA’S DREAM INTERNET — IN 10 SITES
Jan 20th
interweber: Carpeting on the subway? Where am I? Just...
Jan 20th
blakeley: foureleven: Paparazzi-style photo of Blakeley...
Jan 20th
soupsoup: nickmcglynn: The U.S. Capitol inaugural stage...
Jan 20th
and I thought ollying was a bitch on a normal...
Jan 20th
Inspiration for Mad Men set design?  There are a bunch...
Jan 20th

I may be stuck inside doing work but....

….seriously, how gorgeous is this snow? God, I wish I was out in it! YAY for blizzards!
Jan 19th
drunkbrunch: karenuhoh: bowlingalleylawyer: ...
Jan 19th
French-fry-encased hot dog on a stick
Jan 19th
“Not when truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, does the...”
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Jan 19th
fimoculous: Warhol, The Prophet: “I’m confused about who...
Jan 19th
saucy: blakeley: Today I bought this suit. Wear it to the...
Jan 19th
Selfless, Cold and Composed
Jan 19th
solid wood voice-powered guitar  whaaaat???? ...
Jan 19th
Andrew Wyeth dies at age 91 my parents love this...
Jan 19th

INUAGURATION DAY PUNK SHOW @ MARKET...

:::: FUCKED UP :::::: Pissed Jeans :::::::: Vivian Girls :::::::::: 80’s Hardcore
Jan 19th
caro: (via newspeedwayboogie) I love Arthur mag. This is...
Jan 19th
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soupsoup: kaytee: Keith Olbermann- 8 years in 8 minutes
Jan 18th
(via yanaka)
Jan 18th

Today I was called:

a Meme-Genie.  hehehe…thanks Greg!
Jan 16th
(via: Yanaka)
Jan 16th
“The bad gains respect through imitation, the good loses it.”
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Jan 16th
nickmcglynn: Bolt Bus The newest player in the DC-to-NY...
Jan 16th
david: Thank you, Richard! (via jacob) Oh yeah!...
Jan 16th
“The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being...”
— Friedrich Nietzsche 
Jan 16th
30 rock and DiGiorno with the super bestest bud —...
Jan 16th
The most poorly named food utensil EVER.
Jan 16th

President Bush's Farewell Address

jdel: So thrilled that I’ll never have to sit through this man’s poor excuse for oratory ever...
Jan 16th
modthrash: christianearl: New promo item for 2K9 The...
Jan 16th
Urlesque takes ROFLcon
Jan 15th

Nice work, you did it

fusioned: I’m taking the rest of the day off Tumblr so I can read something not related to a stupid...
Jan 15th

INSANE

in 1989 another USAirways flight to Charlotte leaving from LGA crashed into the water at the end of...
Jan 15th
soupsoup: jackieheartsb: amyyy: oh man. U.S. Airways...
Jan 15th
U.S. Airways Flight Crashes Into Hudson River...
Jan 15th
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interweber: urlesque: “What does download mean, in English” (via Everything Is Terrible) ...
Jan 15th
Man accused of selling daughter for cash,...
Jan 15th
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caro: streeter: New trailer for The CollegeHumor Show on MTV, coming Sunday, February 8th at...
Jan 15th
movingsideways: ffffound: GigPosters.com - Ted Leo And The...
Jan 15th
modthrash: piercethenight:syntheticpubes:by David J....
Jan 15th
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movingsideways: Nobody sold the 1975 Chrysler Cordoba like Ricardo Montalban. Nobody. Mourn Ya...
Jan 14th
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justin: Chris Lilley is the future of comedy. I’m in love.
Jan 14th

I bet he's been dead for weeks...

blakeley: katiebakes: Apple report: Jobs is taking himself out of the CEO position for a “medical...
Jan 14th
Primavera Music Festival in Barcelona
Jan 14th
Warch Watch
To Catch a Predator Rap “she’s gotta get to the washer, go ahead and have a seat in the...
Jan 14th
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“Anything else? I love you. I like your tie.” This vid is pretty much the best thing...
Jan 14th
This is so close to getting front page on...
Jan 14th
GPOYW - If this was heat-sensing, it would be rather...
Jan 14th
mikehudack: adamiss: As Joel McHale would say: Soooo...
Jan 14th
mdfsmash: Cheezburger Bed! [via mashable]
Jan 14th
“Apparently, my friend made the off-hand comment of “All your...”
— Tor.com (via Kotaku,...
Jan 14th
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modthrash: my two msnbc crushes (willie geist & luke russert) get adorably giddy about bars in...
Jan 14th
boxofchocolates: stupidinboston: hotg0ssip: (via...
Jan 14th

Spoiler Alert

fimoculous: caro: No, we aren’t, despite what you may have heard. This is true. I can vouch,...
Jan 13th
allisonweiss: sarazucker: the new york gap pop-up shop...
Jan 13th
fimoculous: Tumblr: What just happened? ha — oddly...
Jan 13th
Leave it to the Brits to develop a Sausage & Mash Cone!
Jan 13th
My friends’ band/video was featured on BoingBoing! ...
Jan 13th
fimoculous: My House Is A Movie Theater Jess and Blakeley,...
Jan 13th
Top 10 Celebrity Soundboards DIGG IT!!
Jan 13th
mikehudack: jeffmiller: billda: davereed: “I could...
Jan 13th
A typographic study of As in various fonts — just the...
Jan 13th
Jan 13th
blakeley: Gossip girls… Truth be told, we were ACTUALLY...
Jan 13th
fusioned: blakeley: The hotness Jess looks good but...
Jan 13th
(via blakeley) Carney! Stop plotting and join me for a cig...
Jan 13th
caro: Jess and I take ‘Gossip Girl’ viewing very seriously....
Jan 13th
blakeley: Lock getting fresh Locke, get in on this prommy...
Jan 13th
“I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now...”
— Friedrich Nietzsche (via...
Jan 12th
movingsideways: molls: I totally qualify for this. Yes! ...
Jan 12th
The Best Blogging Job IN THE WORLD!
Jan 12th
nickmcglynn: bseckner:thelosstrikes:craytonc: Rock Band...
Jan 12th
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind This part always kills me.
Jan 12th
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ericmortensen: How to Make a Baby: Take two people, add a little hot air, and boom! That’s all...
Jan 12th
soupsoup: nickmcglynn: Gawkers top post is about Peter. I...
Jan 12th
blakeley: My girlfriend makes the bomb burritos! I had...
Jan 12th
scottnot: cvxn: marklisanti: I have no use for these,...
Jan 11th
justin: optimisto: Starts Jan 18th at 1AM on Adult Swim! ...
Jan 11th
david: I really like the hair stuff they used.  Like my...
Jan 11th
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justin: jeffrubinjeffrubin: This is the original version of Top That, the rap that Kenneth...
Jan 10th
My roommate gave me these weird cigarette packs from Korea,...
Jan 10th
boxofchocolates: littlemiss: overflowing: The Goonies is...
Jan 10th
ericmortensen: via i42.tinypic.com I don’t know where...
Jan 10th
blakeley: Jumbo by Jess, I just want to jump in it! ...
Jan 10th
tuppenhut: This neighborhood picked the color scheme for...
Jan 10th

This isn't my turf, This ain't my season

“Everlasting summer filled with ill-content…. This isn’t my turf This ain’t...
Jan 9th
SONOGRAMS ONLY MAKE YOUR CHILD-SMATTERED...
Jan 9th

A few recent happenings/thoughts in no...

urlesque: bigcrush: 2. Tonight the man behind the counter at my bodega recognized me from...
Jan 9th
movingsideways: sup.
Jan 9th

"Older people are still people, they're...

-Mark Corrigan, Peep Show
Jan 9th

A few recent happenings/thoughts in no...

1. As I sat in the recovery room waiting area tonight, an elderly man was being wheeled out in a...
Jan 9th
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“White Corolla,” Casiotone for the Painfully Alone I love this vid by Julia Pott
Jan 9th
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“Subway Home,” Casiotone For The Painfully Alone This is my favorite CFTPA song,...
Jan 9th
movingsideways: preduke: proudpbskid: (via...
Jan 8th
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“Tables and Chairs,” Andrew Bird  (live at Bonnaroo ‘06) How flippin’ cute...
Jan 8th
In which Twitter tells me what my landlord...
Jan 8th
caro: Guest of a Guest does a post all about Olivia...
Jan 8th
The GPOYW theme today seems to be blasts from the...
Jan 8th
david: Rejection x4 somehow I KNEW this exchange was going...
Jan 7th
modthrash: krispayne:(via whiskeyandgoatsmilk) ladies… ...
Jan 7th
thomaswheatley: marklisanti: [RealDoll-related post...
Jan 7th
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My fave recurring Mitchell and Webb sketch: The Surprising Adventures of Sir Digby Chicken Ceasar
Jan 7th
blakeley: spaceships: Joachim Trier:  “I wanted to make...
Jan 6th
Jan 6th
In the Year 2000….
Jan 6th
scottnot: amyyy: Talking Heads 1977 (via laurradarrel...
Jan 6th
blakeley: soupsoup: The amount of time U.S. Internet users...
Jan 6th

Dear Everyone,

Peep Show is amazing. Particularly second season……..anyone who disagrees, well, sorry....
Jan 6th
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Craigslist Penis Photographer
Jan 5th
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“Africa Just Want to Have Fun,” Volcano!
Jan 5th

Just had my first EKG and Ultrasound

david: That tickled so much. ekg’s are boring but ultrasounds are the jaaaaam — so...
Jan 5th
Andy Warhol’s Still Life Polaroid Exhibit -special...
Jan 5th
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cajunboy: These broads are getting off so fabulously that I almost kinda sorta wish that I could...
Jan 5th
soupsoup: bebelestrange: fast times at ridgemont high ...
Jan 5th
unacceptable.
Jan 4th
It has begun: the drunken (/bra-revealing) New Years pics...
Jan 4th
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David Sadaris delivers a pizza
Jan 3rd
urlesque: 2008 Remembered - Bloggers in Bikinis, Burgers...
Jan 1st
blakeley: NYE BOOBS! always with the boobz, sheesh!
Jan 1st