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“Academy Award,” Dismemberment Plan

Mar 31st

Directed at Athens/UGA community:

tastypiesinc: sarahchristine: It’s odd how often Uptown Lounge or Gator Haters enters my...

Mar 31st

thedailywhat: Typeface of the Day: Sometimes playing with...

Mar 30th

Mar 30th

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“Sleeping is the Only Love,” Silver Jews Sorry dudes, but rainy spring sundays only...

Mar 29th

Mah paintin flops

Mar 28th

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“Face of the Earth,” The Dismemberment Plan

Mar 28th

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Another SXSWi video I did for Urlesque with my hilarious buds, The Whitest Kids U’Know. 

Mar 27th

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miltnr: I, too, wish I had gotten to know that Jean-Luc Picard. In case you didn’t know,...

Mar 27th

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thedailywhat: Mashup of the Day: Muppet Babies + LOST = I would gladly raise my kids on this. ...

Mar 27th

mikehudack: peterwknox: The ad people move faster than the...

Mar 27th

“I want to adapt the phrase “by the hammer of...”
— Me

Mar 27th

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Check out this video made at SXSWi for my column at The Frisky! This month’s topic: Blogging...

Mar 27th

My friends are the coolest! My friend Lauren created this! ...

Mar 27th

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“Anything Anything,” Masters of the Hemisphere

Mar 26th

@ mcsorleys with quite possibly the funniest person I...

Mar 26th

Jessica's Hair : Still Too Punk For The...

Warren, Your daughter is brilliant.  Her hair colorist maybe not so brilliant…but her website:...

Mar 25th

caro: (via adamiss, maniacalrage)

Mar 25th

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“Femme Fatale,” The Velvet Underground & Nico

Mar 25th

But srsly guys, follow This Is Why You're Fat...

Mar 25th

GPOYW - In which hair was dyed brown, pictures were...

Mar 25th

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hipsterdiet: pinkhotel: Beautiful scene from ‘Dans Paris’. great scene, good movie. I love this...

Mar 25th

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Little Red Riding Hood reinterpreted. PS: I totally nerd my pants for info-graphics.

Mar 25th

Fail Blogs = Epic Win!

Mar 24th

Blamason Inc. — makin’ vids at SXSWi Thanks...

Mar 24th

“I found this pill you can take that makes you no longer...”
— Amir (via david)

Mar 24th

Making shrimp scampi

Mar 24th

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ericmortensen: Portia De Rossi’s PSA Portia apologizes for getting married.

Mar 23rd

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“Boxcar,” Jawbreaker

Mar 23rd

soupsoup: americansplendor:numbersixspeaks: (via) Love.

Mar 23rd

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thedailywhat: This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Incidentally, AIG’s bracketology is...

Mar 23rd

kellyreeves: One of my favorite things about working at AOL is the responses I receive from people...

Mar 23rd

Follow This is Why You're Fat on Twitter!

Mar 23rd

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This is Why You’re Fat on CNN Headline News (ps — they said my name wrong! Amason, not...

Mar 23rd

Buying this for my “new” guest room once the bf...

Mar 22nd

thedailywhat: Art We Like of the Day: “Ghost in the...

Mar 22nd

I'm supposed to be cleaning my apartment...

…but I’m enjoying hanging out solo with the windows open and the sun pouring in —...

Mar 21st

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movingsideways: Talking Shit About A Pretty Sunset - Modest Mouse yes.

Mar 21st

PJs = relics from my pop-punk days O hai, Saturday!

Mar 21st

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caro: Vivian - Nerf Herder I used to jam to nerf herder so hard…..interestingly enough,...

Mar 21st

You May Be Fat, But They Have A Book Deal

Mar 20th

It’s official: We have a book deal!!!

Mar 20th

I. A Conversation at the Grownup Table, as...

Mar 20th

lunchbagart: Me:   Get it? Wife:   Nope. Me:   It’s Planet...

Mar 20th

tastypiesinc: solidwhite: I just watched last night’s...

Mar 20th

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thedailywhat: Presidential Gaffe of the Day: During Obama’s interview with Jay Leno on The Tonight...

Mar 20th

ericmortensen: joshkinberg: kenyatta: Bre is awesome for...

Mar 20th

nickmcglynn: Krama designed by Steven Paxton. “Basically...

Mar 19th

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Mona Lisa painted in….yep….burger grease.

Mar 19th

josh: staff: SXSW 2009 - Tumblr IRL Party Recap: Huge...

Mar 19th

Blakeley's Guide To Losing Weight In 5...

blakeley: 1. Get your ass to a gym. Use the elliptical machine 2-3 times a week for 30 minutes on...

Mar 19th

blakeley: alexbalk: This is why Garfield’s fat.

Mar 19th

Upon arrival back in NYC...

4    :    packages waiting in the mail 3    :    phone meetings completed 2    :  ...

Mar 18th

GPOYW: post-performance at the SXSWi Tumblr party Can you...

Mar 18th

Arrived at delta terminal in Austin at 3:50am for my 5:40am...

Mar 18th

Iphones at pool = SXi

Mar 17th

Just had an excellent time at The Onion...

…so excellent that I didn’t take any pics — as usual!

Mar 17th

Flyers n flowers. Picking up breakfast at the coffee shop...

Mar 16th

“I’m not impressed when I meet these old media guys. They had...”
— Gary (via david)

Mar 16th

blakeley: Just checkin’ in… this, my friend, is why I...

Mar 15th

SXSW Day 1 Recap

jdel: I won’t be nearly as ironic as Caro was, however that should (ironically) just make this...

Mar 14th

adamconover:

Mar 14th

david: Look what I found! I hear Jess and Richard’s babies...

Mar 13th

My festive SX nail polish matches my coffee cup

Mar 13th

“You know what our problem is? We’re not having this party on...”
— Josh (via jacob) We’re...

Mar 12th

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adamconover: boringoldraphael: David Byrne interviewing himself about Stop Making Sense, which...

Mar 12th

interweber: State-by-State Unemployment Levels (more)

Mar 12th

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“I Had Lost My Mind,” Daniel Johnston Austin: I’m comin’ for you!...

Mar 12th

hud: and other SxSw shows in flyers from impose. not that...

Mar 12th

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blakeley: KTLA is a lot like CNN, no?

Mar 12th

GPOYW - The two years ago while I had my super short...

Mar 12th

Wait. Let me ammend that comment -- if I...

Mar 12th

Apparently I need to get better about...

Mar 12th

david: We’re headed to SXSW this weekend!  Come drink ‘til...

Mar 11th

Where the magic happens

Mar 11th

blakeley: This is why I’m healthy, thanks Jess :) yummmmmmy...

Mar 10th

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blakeley: cajunboy: Until last night I had no clue who was behind the website This Is Why You’re...

Mar 10th

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soupsoup: Jon Stewart responds to Jim Cramer who said he was taken out of context. ….leave...

Mar 10th

Ken Burns loses financial backing

Mar 10th

THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT - Yep, it was us all...

Mar 9th

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It’s like…..even if I don’t necessarily want to see this….I feel like I MUST...

Mar 9th

saucy: aceandbud: Pitchfork’s new layout. Perfect. ...

Mar 9th

justin: lukees: Toxel.com » School of Visual Arts...

Mar 9th

New hair, new plaidz!

Mar 9th

Testing out my new Tumblr app while getting mah hairz did

Mar 8th

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“Suspect Device,” Stiff Little Fingers This song has been stuck in my head for the...

Mar 7th

blakeley: Vince is bleeding Heh. Proof, huh?

Mar 7th

blakeley: siddman: ...

Mar 6th

tastypiesinc: smashley: is there a way to tell that a mattress doesn’t have bedbugs? I’m not...

Mar 5th

Where I spent a lot of my time during high...

Mar 5th

GPOYW - The my weirdly slow internet connection and almost...

Mar 4th

soupsoup: thedailywhat: Spot on. [via.]

Mar 4th

College Humor: Prank War 7

Mar 4th

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ameliamagritte: But……………………why?

Mar 3rd

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“Every Place is a House,” Maps & Atlases This “unofficial video...

Mar 3rd

Our shit is HOT on CNN. To read the original column, go...

Mar 3rd

My boyfriend is emailing me links to nail polish...

Mar 3rd

Would you like to have one of your Facebook portraits...

Mar 3rd

Straight from my Momz

In an email with no subject: Are you snowed in??? Love you stir crazy mom

Mar 2nd

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My friend sent this via AIM last night and said, “your facebook status implied you had a rough...

Mar 2nd

kellyreeves: julseas:brokedownpalace: via...

Mar 2nd

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“Tell Me Why,” Neil Young Oh hai snowy Monday…

Mar 2nd

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tuppenhut: Once In A Lifetime (via ssheridan) This is for you Blakeley!!

Mar 2nd

soupsoup: imkevin:theduty:juliasegal

Mar 2nd

fugeesandfunyuns: (via betterthanpumpers)

Mar 2nd