“ Why talk about wine when you can talk about talking about wine? New media “culture” is bullshit, ALT TECH BROS. Just because you ride your Vespa around in your lofftice and show up to work in day-glo shirts at 11 doesn’t mean you’re progressive. It means you’re a jackass. Shut the fuck up and actually monetize, cockwaffles. Your life-changing product helping people procrastinate and identify their “personal brand” is gonna suck eventually, no matter what you do.
