“ I’m tired of people acting like they’re better than McDonald’s. It’s like, you may have never set foot in McDonald’s but you have your own McDonald’s. Maybe instead of buying a Big Mac you read Us Weekly. Hey, that’s still McDonald’s, it’s just served up a little different. Maybe your McDonald’s is telling yourself that a Starbucks frappuccino is not a milkshake. Or maybe you watch Glee. It’s all McDonald’s. McDonald’s of the soul.
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— Jim Gaffigan, Mr. Universe (via girlwearsmascara)
Ha, I call those mags “intellectual junk-food,” which I always feel obligated to tell my hair dresser EVERY VISIT as plow through an embarrassingly large stack of Us Weeklies….
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