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My name is Jessica Amason.
I am the Viral Media Editor at BuzzFeed.com & columnist for The Huffington Post.
I am also a music writer/promoter in New York City.
I have a crush on you.
A big one.
Sep 07
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THE ANUS GAME Today I introduced the bf to “The Anus Game” (nope, not what you’re thinkin’). It’s a game we used to play in high school where you replace the last word of a movie title with “anus” and try to think up the best version. Only rules being that 1-word movie titles do not count and it must be the last word of the title. You are allowed to pluralize anus if the last word is plural in the original title. Here was our top 5 from today:   1. Big Trouble in Little Anus2. My Big Fat Greek Anus 3. Journey to the Center of the Anus 4. Desperately Seeking Anus5. Crouching Tiger Hidden Anus Try to top them…….if you can! 

THE ANUS GAME

Today I introduced the bf to “The Anus Game” (nope, not what you’re thinkin’). It’s a game we used to play in high school where you replace the last word of a movie title with “anus” and try to think up the best version.

Only rules being that 1-word movie titles do not count and it must be the last word of the title. You are allowed to pluralize anus if the last word is plural in the original title.

Here was our top 5 from today:  

1. Big Trouble in Little Anus
2. My Big Fat Greek Anus 
3. Journey to the Center of the Anus 
4. Desperately Seeking Anus
5. Crouching Tiger Hidden Anus

Try to top them…….if you can!